Barely Legal
Alibi Jones is a brilliant lawyer who will do whatever it takes in pursuit of the truth.
So when the police need someone to go undercover at Double Dees, notorious mob-boss Dominic Donini's infamous Chicago strip joint, Ally's angelic face and perfect 10 figure make her the prime candidate. Overnight, Ally Jones becomes Areola Je T'aime, the stripper with moves so sweet there oughtta be a law against it, setting honey-trap after honey-trap for Chicago's underbelly.
In between lap dances, Ally helps her fellow strippers - the most loveable ensemble of whores-with-hearts-of-gold since Julia Roberts and Laura San Giacomo - beat their solicitation raps and win back custody of their kids.
Ally's combining case-law with crotchless panties - and cleaning up Chicago's streets for good!
U.G.L.Y! You ain't go no Alibi! You sexy!
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